2 Weeks

Everything revolves around a 7-day week.  But I have a theory that many situations need  …2 Weeks!

Weeds, for instance:  get outside and pull every stinkin’ one.  When’s that walk ready for a redo?  …2 Weeks!

Lousy haircut?  No worries: you can take the sack off your head in …2 Weeks!

Procrastinated research paper? Find older sister’s paper on Chiang Kai-shek and you’ll be golden in …2 Weeks!

‘Got milk?  It won’t be rancid, foul, nasty, or otherwise putrid for   …2 Weeks!

Same with fruit.  They sell it green; it’s good in a week—but it’s ready for pie after …2 Weeks!

If you’re pre-menstrual, guess when you’ll feel better (for one day)?  …2 Weeks!

How long do libraries give you to finish a book (provided you actually open it)?  …2 Weeks!

Waiting on Facebook for a friend-request to be accepted?  (The question is, WHY??) …2 Weeks!

How long does a paycheck last (for that 1-in-100 nerd who lives within his means)?  …2 Weeks!

The longest time period in all existence (according to recent quitters of smoking)?  …2 Weeks!

1,209,600 Seconds (in case you were wondering)?  …2 Weeks!

The amount of time people should stay home after the flu?  [BUT THEY DON’T!!!] …2 Weeks!

How long will that bag of cookies last (if hidden from men and boys)?  …2 Weeks!

After vacation? To be ready for the daily grind (rut, drudgery, SameStuff/DifferentDay)? …2 Weeks!

Invitations?  If you want all three of your friends to show up, better give them …2 Weeks!

Pesky canker sore!  Doc says, “Treat it with medicine: 14 days; leave it alone: …2 Weeks!”

Quitting your job? [Not applicable in the U.S.]  Give that jerk (meany, idiot, moron,  yo-yo)  some notice:  …2 Weeks!

According to magazines, to lose 10 pounds (and get 6-pack Abs)   …2 Weeks!

Once he meets her, the amount of time it takes a young man to decide “she’s the one”?  …2 Weeks!

A new TV sitcom is introduced.  How long till you discover it’s trash? …2 Weeks!

The length of time it takes to forget that painful remark by the big galoot?  …2 Weeks!

You decide it is time to cure yourself of reading this blog.  …How long will that last?

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4 Responses to 2 Weeks

  1. Tamz says:

    2 DAYS!! I have withdrawal after that. I LOVE reading your blog!

  2. Sapphira says:

    I got a laugh at a few of your points!

    “How long does a paycheck last (for that 1-in-100 nerd who lives within his means)? …2 Weeks!” That’s so true! Although I wouldn’t call people who live within their means nerds… I’d say they’re wise.

    “Once he meets her, the amount of time it takes a young man to decide “she’s the one”? …2 Weeks!” Another great one! Many guys are driven by less than honorable intentions.

    “If you’re pre-menstrual, guess when you’ll feel better (for one day)? …2 Weeks!” lol!

  3. elsiephoebe says:

    Agreed. Sensible people are NOT nerds! 🙂

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