Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

The best part of waking up is mountain grown. ‘Good to the last drop, it Gets the red out. Raise your hand if you’re sure!

Oops! How do you spell relief? Gimme a break, It does a body good. Bring out the best—Number 2: we try harder.  Big bubbles, no troubles.  Once you pop, you can’t stop.  Snap, crackle, pop!  Oh, what a relief it is.  Manly, yes, but I like it too!   A little dab’ll do ya, but It keeps going, and going.  Something special in the air.  [I don’t want to grow up!]

Can you hear me now? Time for work.  Let your fingers do the walking under the friendly skies. It’s the o-o-only way to fly.  Like a good neighbor, you’re in good hands, so you can Have it your way. Reach out and touch someone. And take your umbrella: When it rains, it pours. Don’t leave home without it. Bye, now! We’ll leave the light on for ya’.

Here we are, back on the job. Just do it. Get a bang out of life, When you care enough to send the very best, Because I’m worth it,. But it’s a tough day.  Sorry, Charlie: You’re soaking in it . I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Sometimes you feel like a nut!

Ahh. Finally the workday’s done.  No more tears. The closer you get, the better you look.

Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven.  Where’s the beef: it’s what’s for dinner.  M’m! M’m! Good!  Magically delicious!  Finger-lickin’ good.  Betcha can’t eat just one.  He likes it!  I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Well, the day’s coming to a close.  Does she? Or doesn’t she?

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2 Responses to Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

  1. Tamz says:

    She definitely DOES!
    Campout’s coming… Double your pleasure, double your fun! It’s the Real Thing. We bring good things to life!

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