Words of Wisdom

WORDS OF WISDOM

Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.  John 14:6

Not everything that crosses your mind needs to cross your lips.

Drinking is for dummies—and it makes you into one.

Eat strawberries and corn A.S.A.P.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Go to the ant, you sluggard! Consider her ways and be wise, Prov. 6:6

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are two different people.

Dishes don’t wash themselves.

Everything is not better with Blue Bonnet on it.

He who walks with wise men will be wise, But the companion of fools will be destroyed.  Prov. 13:20

Don’t take on the other gender’s curse.

Silk flowers gather dust.

Friends don’t let friends drive with an empty gas tank.

Never trust a weather forecast.

Silence is not always golden.

Choose wisely where you sit at the company party.

A soft answer turns away wrath,But a harsh word stirs up anger. Prov. 15:1

One man’s trash… you know the ending.  (When it doubt, DON’T throw it out!)

Don’t let “Happy Birthday” be started by the tone-deaf.

You break it, you bought it.

When you’re doing the right thing, be ready for something to go awry.

Blood really is thicker than water.

Lawn is easier than bark dust.

Save up and buy quality.

Waxing hurts.

He who covers his sins will not prosper, But whoever confesses and forsakes them will have mercy. Prov. 28:13

Vowing not to get attached to a pet is like promising you’ll never eat ice cream again.

Buy only enough bananas for two days.

Popsicles in a cooler need dry ice.

All snorers are not created equal.

Fewer annuals, more perennials.

Garage sales aren’t what they used to be.

Gray hair is like a sneaker wave: batten your hatches and bring it on.

Train up a child in the way he should go, And when he is old he will not depart from it. Prov. 22:6

 

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3 Responses to Words of Wisdom

  1. Tamz says:

    As my dad got older, to the question, “How are you?” he would answer, “Still buyin’ green bananas.” ‘o)

  2. Lily says:

    The Happy Birthday one is so true..

    P.S. The picture didn’t show up on this blog.

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