Perspective

The population density in Tokyo is 7,000 people per square kilometer.  In these here parts, that equates to 14 people on half an acre.  On our half acre, there are only five of us.

PERSPECTIVE:  It’s not the people that make it feel crowded, it’s all their baggage.

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Number of things that annoy Andy Rooney: 2 million ~~ Number of people annoyed by Andy Rooney: 23 million

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We raise our kids for 18-plus years.  That’s a long time!  Why, then, does it seem like it goes by so fast?

PERSPECTIVE:  It didn’t go by fast; you just forgot to build a life for when that part ended.

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Average miles per gallon you can expect if a car maker’s ad says ” 30 mpg, city”: 23

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In Japan, 65 percent of the elderly live with their adult offspring.  In the U.S., the number dwindles to a 14 percent.

PERSPECTIVE: It pays… to have a 401k.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

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On the “corruption scale” (10 being clean), the Aussies own with a 9-plus.  Good-ON-ya, Mates!   The U.S. is a 7.2.  Much of the world came in at 2’s and 3’s. 

PERSPECTIVE: Yes, there are definitely worse places to live than the United States of America!  YEAH!

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How do you tell that you are in the hands of the Mathematical Mafia?  They make you an offer that you can’t understand.

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For the life of me, I can’t think of one reason my mother-in-law would not want to “shuffle off this mortal coil.”

PERSPECTIVE: Dude. She’s not the One making the decisions. 

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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How about fatties?  The skinniest are Japan and South Korea (3.2% are overweight).  Tipping the scales at No. 1, you guessed it: U.S.!  (30%)  Worldwide, 14% is the “Weighted Average” (pardon the pun).

PERSPECTIVE: Eat Kim Chee.  Your friends will scatter, but hey: You’ll Look Maahhh-velous.

 

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3 Responses to Perspective

  1. Hooo baby, you are RIGHT about the kimchi! In hubby’s Army days, I worked with a fellow who ate kimchi regularly….oh I disliked it when he came into my office for something! Whew!! When hubby spent his year in Korea, he ate it and he actually liked it. It just smells awful when your body exudes the odor of it. True dat. 😉

  2. elsiephoebe says:

    Yeah, we tried it ONCE. Bleh.

  3. Bleh just about sums it up! 😀

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