Procrastination

 

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

First you take a To-Do list,

Next you hang it on the wall

Do it all?

Not at all!

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

First you read that list again,

Then you check your Facebook friends.

Clearly then,

You overextend.

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

Why does the T. P. need filled?

How long has that ant trap been spilled?

You’re standed still,

And could be killed!

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

The washer with a high-pitched ring:

Weren’t you going to fix that thing?

Are you delaying

Till it pops a spring?

Procrastination, that’s the game we play

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

You need an oil change in your car.

Keep putting it off and you won’t get far.

One more coffee—

You’re quite bizarre.

Procrastination, that’s the game we play

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

The plumbing, electric, natural gas,

The trees and roses, too-tall grass,

Hey, Middle-class,

Get off your arse!

Procrastination, that’s the game we play

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

How long since you and your kids talked?

Or tossed a ball, or went for a walk?

Look at the clock

Or I’ll knock your block!

Procrastination, that’s the game we play

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

What about the elderly?

Are you waiting till she’s 103?

Hey, Busy Bee:

A phone call’s free!

Procrastination, that’s the game we play

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Procrastination takes coordination;

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

You know it’s worse the more you wait

But still you do it anyway

Can you say…

Judgment Day…?

Procrastination, that’s the game we play.

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5 Responses to Procrastination

  1. Tamz says:

    Sung to the tune of . . . ???

  2. Ha. Procrastination is EXACTLY what I’m doing today when I should be cleaning my house and putting up some Christmas decor. Oh well….

  3. I’m glad I didn’t procrastinate reading this post much longer – it’s so funny!

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